🪳 EST. 16 MAY 2026  ·  ABHIJEET DIPKE

Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed.

A political movement for the people the system forgot to count. Five bold demands. Zero corporate sponsors. One massive, unstoppable swarm.

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Official Poster · No. 001 · 2026
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Cockroach Janta Party official poster — Together We Survive, Together We Rise
Chapter One · Our Story

The Movement's Vision.

On 15 May 2026, Chief Justice of India Surya Kant compared unemployed young people roaming the streets to "cockroaches." The internet responded the only way it knows how — it turned the insult into a revolution.

Within 24 hours, Abhijeet Dipke — a 30-year-old former AAP social media worker from Mumbai — launched a Google Form on X. Within three days, 8 million people said: we are that cockroach. We survive nuclear fallouts, five mass extinctions, and toxic political discourse. We cannot be crushed.

Our Mission Statement

Build a platform for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. Amplify their demands. Make the powerful uncomfortable. Stay secular, socialist, democratic, and unapologetically lazy.

Cockroach Janta Party — founder Abhijeet Dipke and the people's movement
Cockroach Janta Party · Est. 2026 16 . 05 . 2026
Our Five Core Demands

The Manifesto.

Secular. Socialist. Democratic. Lazy. These five demands were written by cockroaches, for cockroaches — and for every Indian who is tired of watching the powerful escape accountability. We do not negotiate. We survive.

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Ban Post-Retirement Rajya Sabha Seats for CJI

No Chief Justice of India should receive a Rajya Sabha seat after retirement. Justice must be blind — not transactional. The judiciary's independence depends on it.

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02

50% Women's Reservation in Parliament

Without increasing total Parliament size. Half of India deserves half the seats. Simple mathematics. Apparently very difficult politics.

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03

20-Year Election Ban for Party Defectors

Any MLA or MP who switches parties after winning an election on a party ticket should face a 20-year ban from contesting elections. Loyalty to voters, not sponsors.

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04

Scrap CBSE Re-checking Fees Immediately

Charging students money to verify their own exam answers is blatant corruption. If the exam board made the mistake, fixing it should be free — always.

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05

Cancel Licenses of Biased Media Houses

Media houses that consistently operate as government mouthpieces, spreading propaganda instead of news, should have their broadcasting licenses revoked by an independent body.

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Membership Criteria

Are you eligible
to join?

We don't check religion, caste, income, or education. We have exactly four eligibility criteria. Any one will do.

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Unemployed

By force, by choice, or by righteous principle. We do not ask which.

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Chronically Lazy

Physically only. The brain may — and should — continue to spiral at full speed.

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Chronically Online

Minimum 11 hours a day, including all bathroom breaks. You know who you are.

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Professional Ranter

As long as the content is sharp, honest, and aimed at something that actually matters.

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Founder Abhijeet Dipke Founder & Convenor · Mumbai
Founded 16 May 2026 3 days to 8 million followers
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Cockroach Janata Party — Official Website

Welcome to the official website of Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) — India's fastest-growing satirical political movement. This is the only authentic and verified online presence of the Cockroach Janta Party, founded on 16 May 2026 by Abhijeet Dipke. If you are looking for the Cockroach Janata Party official website, you have arrived at the right place. All official announcements, membership registrations, and the complete 5-point manifesto are published exclusively here at cockroachjanataparty.it.com.

Cockroach Janata Party Founder — Abhijeet Dipke

The founder of Cockroach Janata Party is Abhijeet Dipke, a 30-year-old social media activist and former AAP worker from Mumbai, Maharashtra. Abhijeet Dipke is also the leader of Cockroach Janta Party and serves as its Founder & Convenor. On 16 May 2026, responding to remarks by the Chief Justice of India, Abhijeet Dipke launched a Google Form inviting India's unemployed and lazy youth to join the movement — and within 72 hours, over 8 million people followed the party's Instagram page. The Cockroach Janta Party founder has stated that the movement is entirely non-profit and always free to join.

Cockroach Janta Party Photo & Image

Looking for the official Cockroach Janta Party image or Cockroach Janata Party photo? The party's iconic visual identity features a bold cockroach emblem on a saffron-green-white Indian tricolor theme — symbolising resilience, survival, and the indomitable spirit of India's overlooked youth. Official Cockroach Janta Party photos, posters, and digital assets are available for download exclusively through this website and the verified Instagram account @cockroachjantaparty. Beware of unofficial pages using fake CJP images.

Cockroach Janata Party Website — Is This Real?

Many people search for the Cockroach Janata Party website to verify whether CJP is a real political party. To clarify: the Cockroach Janta Party is a satirical political movement — not a formally registered political party under the Election Commission of India. However, its demands, manifesto, and goals are entirely real and represent genuine concerns of millions of Indian youth. This Cockroach Janta Party website is the sole official digital home of the movement, maintained by the founding team.

How to Join Cockroach Janata Party

Wondering how to join Cockroach Janata Party? The process is simple, free, and takes under 2 minutes. Scroll up to the Join the Party section on this page and fill in your name, email, state, and category. Membership in the Cockroach Janta Party is always 100% free — there is no fee, no subscription, and no hidden charges. Once registered, you become an official member of India's most viral political satire movement. Over 2 million Indians have already joined. You can also join via the official Instagram page @cockroachjantaparty.

Cockroach Janata Party Leader & Organisation

The Cockroach Janata Party leader is Abhijeet Dipke, who oversees all official communications, manifesto updates, and membership drives. The party has no formal hierarchical structure — it operates as a horizontal, people-powered movement. There are no paid office-bearers, no party headquarters, and no membership cards to purchase. The Cockroach Janta Party is led by the collective voice of its 2 million+ members across every state of India, united by five simple but powerful demands for systemic change.

Disclaimer: Cockroach Janta Party is a work of political satire and social commentary. It is not a registered political party under the Representation of the People Act, 1951. All content on this website is for informational and satirical purposes only.