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Voice of
the
Lazy &
Unemployed

India's most honest political movement, founded by the people the system forgot.

6.6M+ Instagram Followers
2M+ Members Enrolled
3 Days to Go Viral
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6.6M
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TMC MPs Joined
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Point Manifesto
Cockroach Janata Party members rally
May 2026 Founded
Our Story

WHO
ARE WE?

Founded by the people the system called cockroaches.

On May 15, 2026, Chief Justice of India Surya Kant remarked that unemployed youth roaming the streets were like "cockroaches." The internet did what it does best: turned the insult into a movement.

Within 24 hours, Abhijeet Dipke — a 30-year-old former AAP social media worker from Mumbai — launched a Google Form on X inviting India's unemployed youth to proudly wear the cockroach badge. The response broke the internet.

We are secular, socialist, democratic, and lazy. Our HQ is wherever the WiFi works. Our uniform is whatever you're wearing right now. Our commitment? To hold power accountable — and make them laugh while we do it.

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Abhijeet Dipke Founder & Chief Cockroach · "Didn't expect this at all"
Our Demands

THE 5-POINT
MANIFESTO

Secular. Socialist. Democratic. Lazy. But never wrong.

01

BAN POST-RETIREMENT RS SEATS FOR CJI

No Chief Justice of India should receive a Rajya Sabha seat after retirement. Justice must be blind — not transactional. Judicial independence ends when post-retirement rewards begin.

02

50% WOMEN'S RESERVATION IN PARLIAMENT

Without increasing total Parliament size. Half of India deserves half the seats. Simple maths. Apparently very difficult politics. Do it already.

03

20-YEAR ELECTION BAN FOR DEFECTORS

Any MLA or MP who switches parties after winning on a party ticket gets a 20-year ban from contesting elections. Loyalty to voters, not to wallets. Aaya Ram Gaya Ram ends now.

04

SCRAP CBSE RE-CHECKING FEES IMMEDIATELY

Charging students ₹500 to verify their own exam answers is blatant extortion. You made the marking error — you fix it for free. No student should pay for board-level incompetence.

05

CANCEL BIASED MEDIA BROADCASTING LICENSES

Media houses that operate as government propaganda arms and suppress independent journalism should have their broadcasting licenses revoked. A free press is non-negotiable in a democracy.

Qualification Criteria

ARE YOU
ELIGIBLE?

If any ONE of these describes you, you're already a member at heart.

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CHRONICALLY LAZY

You've been "about to start" that project for 3 months. Welcome home.

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UNEMPLOYED

Searching, not finding. The system failed you — we understand completely.

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CHRONICALLY ONLINE

Your screen time report embarrasses you. You are among your people now.

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PROFESSIONAL RANTER

You can explain what's wrong with the country in under 10 minutes. This is your calling.

As Seen In

MEDIA
COVERAGE

Times of India
"What is Cockroach Janta Party? 5-point manifesto attracts 40K members in 2 days"
May 17, 2026
NDTV
"'Cockroach Janta Party' Gets Over 6 Million Instagram Followers"
May 19, 2026
Deccan Herald
"Voice of the unemployed: Who's behind the Cockroach Janata Party with 1 lakh members in 3 days"
May 18, 2026
The Week
"Viral 'Cockroach Janta Party' gains 80,000 followers including two TMC MPs — founder says he didn't expect massive response"
May 18, 2026
Times Now
"'Cockroach Janta Party' Hits 3 Million Followers On Instagram In Just 3 Days — Online Hype Explodes"
May 19, 2026
Money Control
"Cockroach Janta Party crosses 20 lakh members in 3 days — 6 key points on viral political movement"
May 19, 2026
Membership

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MOVEMENT

Free to join. Always will be.
We're lazy, not capitalists.

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Official Digital Membership Card A certificate of proud unemployability.
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Community of 2 Million+ You are not alone in your couch-sitting protest.
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Frequently Asked

YOUR
QUESTIONS

No. The Cockroach Janata Party is a satirical movement and a work of protest art. It is not a formally registered political party and does not contest elections. However, the issues we raise — unemployment, judicial accountability, media freedom — are very real.
Chief Justice Surya Kant compared unemployed young people to "cockroaches." We took that as a compliment. Cockroaches have survived 350 million years, five mass extinctions, and nuclear fallouts. They cannot be crushed. Neither can we.
Abhijeet Dipke, a 30-year-old from Mumbai and former AAP social media worker. He launched a Google Form on X on May 16, 2026 — just 24 hours after the CJI's remarks — and was as surprised as anyone when it went massively viral overnight.
Always. We're lazy, not money-hungry. The CJP will never charge membership fees. If you see anyone selling CJP membership, that's a scam — report it immediately.
Wherever the WiFi works. No office, no peons, no AC rooms funded by taxpayers. Our HQ is your couch, your phone, your rant threads at 2 AM.
Mahua Moitra and Kirti Azad joined through social media exchanges and publicly expressed support. Whether they attend our next meeting (held on someone's couch) remains to be seen.